Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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