i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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