is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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