For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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