i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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