It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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