at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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