Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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