I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My ass is underappreciated
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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