whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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