The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You made out with two different species that night
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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