..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
