It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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