You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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