there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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