i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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