It's like a parade of train wrecks.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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