I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You can't special order awesome
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
