I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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