why didn't you poke me back
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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