But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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