Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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