last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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