you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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