How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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