doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Edward fifth and chaser hands
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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