So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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