Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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