I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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