I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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