TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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