In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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