I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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