Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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