if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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