The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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