that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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