i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm always down for nudity.
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