I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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