never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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