: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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