i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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