Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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