everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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