susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I need water and some morals
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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