I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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