i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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