know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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