i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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