it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I deserve this hangover.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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