so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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