she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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