i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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