Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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